skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

Human Group A attacks Human Group B, because of violence committed against Human Group A by Human Group C.
Human Group D attacks Human Group E, because of violence committed against Human Group B by Human Group A.
J tells everyone to forgive and love their enemies, turning the other cheek…and also promises to return in their lifetime, and rule the world with a sword…to kill all his enemies, and torture them forever…
Everyone kills J. He did not return as promised.
Human Group F attacks Human Group G, because of violence committed against Human Group E by Human Group D.

EE-I-EE-I-O,
It would be cool if people could stop being assholes.  Probably a hell of a lot cheaper, too

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

Human Group A attacks Human Group B, because of violence committed against Human Group A by Human Group C.

Human Group D attacks Human Group E, because of violence committed against Human Group B by Human Group A.

J tells everyone to forgive and love their enemies, turning the other cheek…and also promises to return in their lifetime, and rule the world with a sword…to kill all his enemies, and torture them forever…

Everyone kills J. He did not return as promised.

Human Group F attacks Human Group G, because of violence committed against Human Group E by Human Group D.

EE-I-EE-I-O,

It would be cool if people could stop being assholes.  Probably a hell of a lot cheaper, too

confrontingbabble-on:

Separation of church and state…common sense, for the common good

confrontingbabble-on:

Separation of church and state…common sense, for the common good

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

For primitive man to create god in his own image…shows he had a distinct lack of imagination…and an insanely flawed weakness…his out of control ego

I always at least pictured god with a beard.  Just sayin’

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

For primitive man to create god in his own image…shows he had a distinct lack of imagination…and an insanely flawed weakness…his out of control ego

I always at least pictured god with a beard.  Just sayin’

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

The seven deadly sins…of religion

Warning: contains nudity.

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

The seven deadly sins…of religion

Warning: contains nudity.

confrontingbabble-on:

Feel special…

confrontingbabble-on:

Feel special…

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

god of lemons…

God and his mysterious fucking lemons.

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

god of lemons…

God and his mysterious fucking lemons.

confrontingbabble-on:

Archaeologists have finally discovered why Moses led the Israelites in 1,040 circles in the desert for 40 years (14,610 days) instead of the 14 days it would normally have taken to get to Palestine…iMaps!
ps: The modern scholarly consensus is that there was never any exodus of the proportions described in the Bible,[12] and that the story is best seen as theology instead of history, illustrating how the god of Israel acted to save and strengthen his chosen people.[13] A common hypothesis among biblical scholars today is that the first major comprehensive draft of the exodus story was composed in the late 7th or the 6th century BCE and later expanded into a work very like the one we have now.[14]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exodus

confrontingbabble-on:

Archaeologists have finally discovered why Moses led the Israelites in 1,040 circles in the desert for 40 years (14,610 days) instead of the 14 days it would normally have taken to get to Palestine…iMaps!

ps: The modern scholarly consensus is that there was never any exodus of the proportions described in the Bible,[12] and that the story is best seen as theology instead of history, illustrating how the god of Israel acted to save and strengthen his chosen people.[13] A common hypothesis among biblical scholars today is that the first major comprehensive draft of the exodus story was composed in the late 7th or the 6th century BCE and later expanded into a work very like the one we have now.[14]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exodus


confrontingbabble-on:

Fred Rogers…

confrontingbabble-on:

Fred Rogers…

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

Hilarious…convince everyone that you are the world’s top programmer/hacker!
My keyboard skills suddenly were out of this world!!!
hackertyper.com

A pointless waist of time.  I have to have a shortcut to this site!

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

Hilarious…convince everyone that you are the world’s top programmer/hacker!

My keyboard skills suddenly were out of this world!!!

hackertyper.com

A pointless waist of time.  I have to have a shortcut to this site!

confrontingbabble-on:

Every moment…is a once in an eternity moment!!

confrontingbabble-on:

Every moment…is a once in an eternity moment!!

confrontingbabble-on:

Of all the myths, the modern incarnation of Santa is by far the best, and most lovable…thank you Coca Cola…

confrontingbabble-on:

Of all the myths, the modern incarnation of Santa is by far the best, and most lovable…thank you Coca Cola…

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

Fear FSM!!

Fear him.  He is love.  :)

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

Fear FSM!!

Fear him.  He is love.  :)

confrontingbabble-on:

A secular society would unite the country…The founding fathers, with their ‘separation of church and state’, knew this, because they had seen the divisive affects of sectarian religions, throughout Europe/UK…
Play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H_0M9DhmLs
There’s nowhere in the world that I would rather be Than with you my love And there’s nothing in the world that I would rather see Than your smile my love{Refrain}For united we stand, divided we fallAnd if our backs should ever be against the wallWe’ll be together, together, you and IAnd if the world around you falls apart my loveThen I’ll still be hereAnd if the going gets too hard along the wayJust you call, I’ll hear
{Refrain}For united we stand, divided we fallAnd if our backs should ever be against the wallWe’ll be together, together, you and I

confrontingbabble-on:

A secular society would unite the country…The founding fathers, with their ‘separation of church and state’, knew this, because they had seen the divisive affects of sectarian religions, throughout Europe/UK…


Play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H_0M9DhmLs

There’s nowhere in the world that I would rather be
Than with you my love
And there’s nothing in the world that I would rather see
Than your smile my love

{Refrain}
For united we stand, divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We’ll be together, together, you and I

And if the world around you falls apart my love
Then I’ll still be here
And if the going gets too hard along the way
Just you call, I’ll hear

{Refrain}
For united we stand, divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We’ll be together, together, you and I

confrontingbabble-on:

To have to teach science, together with nonsense…is insanity

confrontingbabble-on:

To have to teach science, together with nonsense…is insanity

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

You get approached by a representative of a major law firm, and they say that you have penalty fees on top of penalty fees on the 4,000 room mansion in Never Never Land, that you signed up for, years ago, to the point that you could never repay the costs, so they have agreed to waive all costs provided you give them 10% of everything you earn for the rest of your life, plus, you must try to convince other people that they also owe money to them, for their mansions.
You say that you don’t own a mansion anywhere, and have never signed for a 4,000 room mansion, and would like to see the paperwork. They give you a 774,746 word document containing a hodge-podge of convoluted and irrelevant stories, but nowhere does it mention you personally, or relate to you specifically.
You ask how this document relates to you, and are told that it relates to everyone, and obviously, you are a part of ‘everyone’. You again ask for specific proof that the document relates to you specifically, and they say that you will have to take their word for it.
You ask to see a photo of the mansion, and they say that you will have to take their word for it. You ask what proof will you get, that if you agree to pay the 10% of everything that you will earn for the rest of your life, that you will then own the 4,000 room mansion in Never Never Land, that they cannot even prove exists, and they say that you will have to take their word for it.
You ask, what do they do with all the money they have coerced from others, and they show you lots of mansions that they have built for the partners of their law firm, in the right here and now, which they say they use to convince others to pay for their mansions in Never Never Land.
Christianity is based on a fictitious debt that ‘everyone’ owes, called ‘Original Sin’ (which you never committed) and also actual ‘sins’, which can essentially be anything and everything, even pride in your own hard earned accomplishments - you will have to take their word for it.
The aim of the convoluted Christian story is to get you to pay money to them for the rest of your life, and to convince others to do the same. They then spend this money on anything they want…art, expensive buildings, trips, cars, gold, etc
It’s not classified as stealing as long as they convince you to give your money to them…what’s that saying, about a fool and their money…

Seems legit.

skepticalavenger:

confrontingbabble-on:

You get approached by a representative of a major law firm, and they say that you have penalty fees on top of penalty fees on the 4,000 room mansion in Never Never Land, that you signed up for, years ago, to the point that you could never repay the costs, so they have agreed to waive all costs provided you give them 10% of everything you earn for the rest of your life, plus, you must try to convince other people that they also owe money to them, for their mansions.

You say that you don’t own a mansion anywhere, and have never signed for a 4,000 room mansion, and would like to see the paperwork. They give you a 774,746 word document containing a hodge-podge of convoluted and irrelevant stories, but nowhere does it mention you personally, or relate to you specifically.

You ask how this document relates to you, and are told that it relates to everyone, and obviously, you are a part of ‘everyone’. You again ask for specific proof that the document relates to you specifically, and they say that you will have to take their word for it.

You ask to see a photo of the mansion, and they say that you will have to take their word for it. You ask what proof will you get, that if you agree to pay the 10% of everything that you will earn for the rest of your life, that you will then own the 4,000 room mansion in Never Never Land, that they cannot even prove exists, and they say that you will have to take their word for it.

You ask, what do they do with all the money they have coerced from others, and they show you lots of mansions that they have built for the partners of their law firm, in the right here and now, which they say they use to convince others to pay for their mansions in Never Never Land.

Christianity is based on a fictitious debt that ‘everyone’ owes, called ‘Original Sin’ (which you never committed) and also actual ‘sins’, which can essentially be anything and everything, even pride in your own hard earned accomplishments - you will have to take their word for it.

The aim of the convoluted Christian story is to get you to pay money to them for the rest of your life, and to convince others to do the same. They then spend this money on anything they want…art, expensive buildings, trips, cars, gold, etc

It’s not classified as stealing as long as they convince you to give your money to them…what’s that saying, about a fool and their money…

Seems legit.