Blazing Asian.
Damn, they’re going to miss out on the beer volcano and stripper factory.
No they won’t. The Pastafarian belief of Heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.
The more Christians who think this way the better, as far as I’m concerened
If it upsets you, just prove yourself, dude!
Very weird how that works indeed.
And yes, I know that some Christians believe that being an atheist doesn’t automatically send you to Hell. And I know that some Christians do believe that. Come back and complain to me when everyone agrees. ~ Steve
Heaven is a place void of empathy.
