<sarcasm>Yeah, but Jesus was a white guy in a middle-eastern desert. God clearly special rules for him because white guys are special. </sarcasm>
No, I think they’re okay if they sacrificed enough goats.
God loves you, so worship him and obey or go to hell!!
Julie loves you, so honor her and never leave her or she’ll kill you!!
Do you know how fucked up and sadistic both of those sound? One is deemed acceptable by religion and the other is deemed insane by society.
Human Group A attacks Human Group B, because of violence committed against Human Group A by Human Group C.
Human Group D attacks Human Group E, because of violence committed against Human Group B by Human Group A.
J tells everyone to forgive and love their enemies, turning the other cheek…and also promises to return in their lifetime, and rule the world with a sword…to kill all his enemies, and torture them forever…
Everyone kills J. He did not return as promised.
Human Group F attacks Human Group G, because of violence committed against Human Group E by Human Group D.
EE-I-EE-I-O,
It would be cool if people could stop being assholes. Probably a hell of a lot cheaper, too
Listen. I have a few thousand followers, and I ain’t letting ANY of you molest children! Just don’t freaking do it!
But after then they were hanging out in the hell for couple of days, so all in all - WIN!
Yeah, but owie. O.o
There are only so many creationism jobs open at the Creation Museum.
This pretty much sums it up.
How did he even get to be a senator?
Someone I personally consider to be one of the most disgusting human being to ever run for president.
Remember that and correct people every possible time you can.
Republican or Christian, that baby still looks delicious.
The Gap of Jesus
And we’re growing…
It would make Christianity more credible and somewhat believable but there would still be questions if there were physical and archaeological evidence. Where da fuq is Indiana Jones when you need him? lol
How the heck do you misplace this stuff?
Separation of church and state…common sense, for the common good
