bad joke you’ve been warned

An acid and a base got into a bar fight. There was a police report filed after the incident… what was in the police report?

Assault.

sciencejokes:

thesmilesinoureyes:

Oh, chemistry textbook. You’re so funny.

Those eyes…

sciencejokes:

thesmilesinoureyes:

Oh, chemistry textbook. You’re so funny.

Those eyes…

jtotheizzoe:

explore-blog:

Fantastic 1970s cartogram-like visualization of the elements of the periodic table based on their relative abundance.
(↬ Radiolab)

Compare that with this image of the elemental composition of the human body:

jtotheizzoe:

explore-blog:

Fantastic 1970s cartogram-like visualization of the elements of the periodic table based on their relative abundance.

( Radiolab)

Compare that with this image of the elemental composition of the human body:

jtotheizzoe:

hydrogeneportfolio:

Minimal Posters - Muslim Scientists Who Changed The World.

Honoring the contributions of Muslim scientists from history to the modern era, with this always-awesome collection from Hydrogene.

jtotheizzoe:

sciencepopularis:

Reddit’s mind-blowing sentences

So, a while back I saw a Reddit thread about mind-blowing sentences and what struck me was how many of the best had foundations in scientific disciplines, from human conciousness to genetics. Seeing these sentences, I couldn’t help but put together a nice album that I knew us Tumblrs would love.

In case the hydrogen one has you stumped, as reddit user ‘Propionate’ put it:

“Really hot plasma, Hydrogen, Big clouds of hydrogen, Big balls of hydrogen, stars, supernova, heavier elements like carbon, clouds of heavier elements, big balls of heavier elements, planets, life, humans”

Everyone should make it a point to think about something like this at least once a day.

The Three Classical States of Matter

This GIF may have just broken my computer

religiousragings:

jar-of-stars:

Lmao I love me (:

Seriously, ask us a hard one.  :)

religiousragings:

jar-of-stars:

Lmao I love me (:

Seriously, ask us a hard one.  :)

sciencejokes:

Suggestion by a mysterious anon.

sciencejokes:

Suggestion by a mysterious anon.

fuckyeah-chemistry:

HS Student here!
My teacher encourages us to make shirts for Mole Day - I decided to submit a picture of mine to your awesome blog; hope you enjoy! :)
submission from Kevin

fuckyeah-chemistry:

HS Student here!

My teacher encourages us to make shirts for Mole Day - I decided to submit a picture of mine to your awesome blog; hope you enjoy! :)

submission from Kevin

quantumaniac:

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. 

quantumaniac:

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.